nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: castiels-feathery-butt: tyflowsion: what if ducks threw bread back at you you’d have to duck this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
patrickandmarcus: How men should react to male victimization: Man, this is fucked up, we need to start tearing down these stereotypes and generalizations that cause male victims to be ignored How men react to male victimization: *waits until women talk about abuse* BUT IT HAPPENS TO MEN TOO!!!!111!!!
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
schmorgyborgy: I put my cat in a sweater
oomshi: internetexplorers: I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES
splatter-brain: Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
rabioheab: other girls: tanned, long hair, boys, texting, makeup, short shorts me: the new pope
feeltheasterbro: what if like a voice actor was having sex and their wife or husband was like “do the sonic voice’ do you think that happens i think it happens
oomshi: catswithbenefits: you must me this tall to ride my dick are you trying to have sex with fetuses
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
stab-tier: do you ever see old people and ask their name and think “wow that’s a good name for an old person” and then wonder how they lived life as a young person with an old person name
How to college: drink coffee cry